(as I'm putting on a pair latex gloves to express a dog's anal sacs, by far one of my least favorite tasks, the male owner chimes in....)
"Don't worry there Scooter, this is gonna hurt me more than it'll hurt you. The urologist just did the same thing to me."
(....and even though I wanted the conversation to end there, my super observant and very helpful nurse Lauren had to follow with a correction...)
"Actually sir, humans don't have anal sacs."
(....which led to why I wasn't hungry for lunch today: )
"Oh I know, it was just my prostate. But he put on the gloves and did the same thing that you're doing there. It's a little big...my prostate that is."