Caller: "Hi, I read on the internet that veterinarians are trained to examine tick bites better than human doctors, so I was wondering if I could schedule an appointment?"
Debbie: "Sure, what's your pet's name?"
Caller: "No, not for our dog. The appointment is for my wife."
Debbie: "Wait, I'm sorry. You want to schedule an appointment for your wife to be examined by a vet?"
Debbie: "Sir, you are really going to have to call your doctor. We can't schedule appointments for humans."
Caller: "Well that doesn't make sense." hangs up