I don't know about the rest of you, but I actually pause when someone asks me about my profession. Each and every time I'll wage a cerebral war with myself on the pros/cons of telling this complete stranger about what I do, because 75% of the time the next words will be, "So I have this dog...".

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

A little heads up, please...

Note to owners:

I'm a vet. OK sure, you knew that (or hopefully since you walked into our hospital to see me). As a vet though, I like dogs. And since I like dogs, I don't mind if they lick me, even on the face.

So now that we've cleared that up, if your dog is a frequent poop eater and just happened to eat some feces of any type this morning, please mention it to me BEFORE your dog licks me.


Off to wash my face....

3 comments:

  1. Your Anonymous Wife :)December 14, 2010 at 11:49 AM

    Ewww!!! I'm not kissing YOU tonight!

    :)

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  2. Grossness! I bet this happens a lot more than you'd like, too. What a saint you are, truly.

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  3. Sadly, you're probably right. And not just poop, but also the long list of other places and things that dogs lick on a daily basis. Maybe I should re-think this "allowing dogs to lick my face" thing...

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